"Come here, mon cheri, for le smooch" "Oh man, I thought that skunk was bad enough."

You have to be careful... When ordering coffee in French!

I VOLUNTEER! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!

Sacre bleu! I haz forgot ze orderves!

Have I ever told you how much I love croissants?

(Nicolas Sarkozy)

I blame it on the hipsters.

(Nicolas Sarkozy)