You know you've had too much to drink when the flower arrangement starts talking back.

Life is like a flower with a frog inside. You stick your nose in it so you can enjoy the fragrance, something licks you and you think, "What the hell was that?"

JUST LIVING IS NOT ENOUGH. ONE MUST HAVE SUNSHINE, FREEDOM, AND A LITTLE FLOWER. HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN

These flowers are just so tickly!

WHERE THE FU*K AM I?
NEVERMIND IT'S AWESOME
*le swim

My guess? That jug ain't full of water, they ain't flowersellers, and this ain't Kansas!

DAT GRASS