Life is like a flower with a frog inside.
You stick your nose in it so you can enjoy the fragrance, something licks you and you think, "What the hell was that?"
I look FABULOUS!
WHERE THE FU*K AM I?
NEVERMIND IT'S AWESOME
Not while I'm working!!!
My guess? That jug ain't full of water, they ain't flowersellers, and this ain't Kansas!