I swear da fish was dis big!

-Do we have a big enough aquarium at home to keep both of them? --I think so. If not, we can always flush one of them down the toilet.

"When I said Tom had a rod, you girls didn't have a clue what I meant, did you?"

NON-NATIVE SPECIES QUICKLY TAKE OVER THE WATERWAYS

Affairs of State can be complicated

(Barack Obama)

Congratulations,Sir. You just caught a chandelier.

(Barack Obama)