McDonald's doesn't deliver.
MY BED IS TOO LARGE. I HAVE TO ROLL OVER 1 AND A HALF TIMES TO GET OUT OF IT.
I HAD TOO MUCH FOOD ON MY PLATE PEAS KEPT FALLING OFF
i went to the bathroom with my socks on and the floor was wet now my socks are wet...
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO ASK FOR CHRISTMAS BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE EVERYTHING I NEED
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