McDonald's doesn't deliver.

MY BED IS TOO LARGE. I HAVE TO ROLL OVER 1 AND A HALF TIMES TO GET OUT OF IT.

I HAD TOO MUCH FOOD ON MY PLATE PEAS KEPT FALLING OFF

i went to the bathroom with my socks on and the floor was wet now my socks are wet...

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO ASK FOR CHRISTMAS BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE EVERYTHING I NEED

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

I need to go to work But it's so warm in here