IF YOU THINK THAT LOOKS WEIRD WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE MY FACE

Damn Clydesdales... Just 'cause they've got a big time contract with Budweiser they think they can do whatever they damn well please...

HITTING BUFFALO IN THE FACE WITH A SNOWBALL... VERY, VERY BAD IDEA

You know you're trying to make eye contact with my nostrils, right?

Hoo? Me?

... you and the horse you rode in on!!! Oh, wait! That was me...

I godda get a new dentisthhhhhhhhh I canb't feel my fbace