Toucan play dat gaem.
That's one way of getting into somebody's pants.
I'll make him drink.
It nawt so bad habing dis one on my back.
I like to have all my ducks in a row.
Why should your apology result in MY death? I didn't give you a big mouth.
You say "snake in the grass" like it's a bad thing!
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