Fact: Chickens evolved from dinosaurs
Conclusion: Dinosaurs tasted like chicken!
Forty million years of evolution and I still look like this! That's just great Bob, that's just great...
The alligators are catching on
But I don't WANT to evolve!
Hey, BACK OFF already! A little personal space for cryin' out loud!!
Can't you see I'm tryin' to evolve here?