Don't worry, Mr. Bond. I will make sure you die painfully and slowly.
Your soul looks... DELICIOUS.
My dear fellow, your garbage can lids are not fullproof. Mwahahaha
Frank's life never amounted to much after his twin moved to the big city and got all famous, and he bacame known as the lesser of two weasels.
Excellent! That diversion road block will direct the garbage truck right to our gully.
Did you hear the one about the talking cow that didn't kill anyone?
Neither have I
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