Frank's life never amounted to much after his twin moved to the big city and got all famous, and he bacame known as the lesser of two weasels.
Excellent! That diversion road block will direct the garbage truck right to our gully.
AND WHEN I GET OUT, YOU SHALL BE THE FIRST TO DIE!
Did you hear the one about the talking cow that didn't kill anyone?
Neither have I
"Let's just poop on this car... and finish it!"
Day 34: The humans still think I'm their dog, and I've gained access to the house...
My father's death will soon be avenged.
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