Are the warheads prepared?
Excellent! Star the launch sequence!
Did you hear the one about the talking cow that didn't kill anyone?
Neither have I
Day 34: The humans still think I'm their dog, and I've gained access to the house...
My father's death will soon be avenged.
She's asleep. Get the toaster.
Excellent! That diversion road block will direct the garbage truck right to our gully.
"Let's just poop on this car... and finish it!"