Never mind the wallet get the keys!
I don't wanna be a nugget.
I don't wanna!!!
HOLD ON THERE YOUNG MAN. YOU'RE NOT WORKING YOUR WAY OUT OF CLEANING YOUR NEST THIS TIME
Quick! Take away his credit card!
Save your strength, Spock. You'll get used to it. Once you've had it as many times as I have, you will not want to escape.
(Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley)
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