"I don't think so, Michael. I like you, but only as a friend."
Last time I ever spill my guts to a woman.
I can't believe I told her I never go into hibernation without my Pookie Bear.
OK, so the idea was a little squirrely... just gimme a hand, will ya?
Zelda did this to me
I can't believe you care so much about da bucket! If you want one so bad u can haz mine!
This is why you are no longer invited to speak at "show-and-tell" anymore human
WELL, THIS IS EMBARRASSING.
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