I can't believe you care so much about da bucket! If you want one so bad u can haz mine!
Aww, mom... not in front of the other guys.
Mom... I think I'm old enough to come by own hair now.
So I gained a few pounds.
Laugh it up!
I can't believe I told her I never go into hibernation without my Pookie Bear.
This is why you are no longer invited to speak at "show-and-tell" anymore human