Congratulations to carpecanum for becoming this week's capshun contest winner! You may collect your prize of elebenty bazillion internets at any time! Congrats again, carpecanum!
Tune back in tomorrow — same time, same place — for a brand new caption contest!
Congratulations to beernbiccies for becoming the first runner up in this week's caption contest! We will post the winner on Thursday (tomorrow)! Congrats again, beernbiccies!!!
Can we have dinner together?
Yes! Of course we can!
He took you out to dinner to break up with you?
Order the lobster and enjoy yourself!
I was hoping for gruyere...