So, how tf do you get fries out of this thing?
Tomorrow we try mice, next week small children... mwahahaha!
Why do I have this sudden craving for Frosted Flakes?
Holy crap! That thing is huge! That would feed me for at least... a day or two.
YOU SHOULD SEE HER EAT A HOT DOG
Congratulations to beernbiccies for becoming the first runner up in this week's caption contest! We will post the winner on Thursday (tomorrow)! Congrats again, beernbiccies!!!
Ah uh... I see, I see... a traumatizing experience.
Explain to me, Mr. Penguin, how did it make you feel when Willy the Whale tried to eat you?