Congratulations to Oliphaunt for becoming this week's capshun contest winner! You may collect your prize of elebenty bazillion internets at any time! Congrats again, Oliphaunt!
Congratulations to carpecanum for becoming the third runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post two more runners-up throughout the week, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, carpecanum!!!
TEHY SEDS I CULD BE ENYFING
... so I became an earring.
Found out why you named me Dumbo. Not cool, dude. Not cool.
And?! What did she do then?