Pentadeca-mom

"If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you follow them? Well, I guess now we know." "Mum, a lecture NOW? Srsly?"

And during the game Carl had two fowls on him.

Do we hav enuff tickets? Can I hav sum popcorm I can has baffroom? Can I get a tishoo? If I stick up a foot will sumwun gib us a ride? Will my seat be fluffy? Ar we there yet?

And that's the Chinese restaurant over there... we want to avoid that place... ok?

That awkward moment when you realize you're the ugly one. "THAT'S MY REFLECTION?"