LAST NIGHT IS A BLUR. I vaguely remember sucking titties, and then sh**ting myself.
Oh Great Wall, tell me your secrets!
Bingle jells, Bingle jells, Bingle awl teh ...
Nah, I'm cool to drive I only had like 4.
Has anyone seen this piece of pizza? I got drunk and lost it.
Because shots take too long.
qoute the raven "hic" just one more, then nevermore
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