LAST NIGHT IS A BLUR. I vaguely remember sucking titties, and then sh**ting myself.

Oh Great Wall, tell me your secrets!

Bingle jells, Bingle jells, Bingle awl teh ...

Nah, I'm cool to drive I only had like 4.

Has anyone seen this piece of pizza? I got drunk and lost it.

(Gary Busey)

Because shots take too long.

qoute the raven "hic" just one more, then nevermore