BRUCE YOU ARE DRUNK
JELLO SHOTS?? DONT MIND IF I DO!!!!
It's gotten so much harder to stand up since I switched to Long Island Iced Tea.
I did WHAT last night?!?! Did I live?
Did I really kiss a penguin last night?
LAST NIGHT IS A BLUR. I vaguely remember sucking titties, and then sh**ting myself.
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