Good Evening Osficer No not doing anything
BRUCE YOU ARE DRUNK
JELLO SHOTS?? DONT MIND IF I DO!!!!
It's gotten so much harder to stand up since I switched to Long Island Iced Tea.
Did I really kiss a penguin last night?
LAST NIGHT IS A BLUR. I vaguely remember sucking titties, and then sh**ting myself.
Oh Great Wall, tell me your secrets!