I don't always "Phone Home" But when I do, I'm Drunk.
I don't always click links, but when I do... LOLZ!
LAST NIGHT IS A BLUR. I vaguely remember sucking titties, and then sh**ting myself.
'Wat I tell u bout Vodka?'
'That it makes u pretty?'
Has anyone seen this piece of pizza? I got drunk and lost it.
Tragically, after their latest movie flopped at the box office, Alvin took to drinking and ended up living in the drain pipe.
One drunken night and a broken prophylactic
I am not a Groundhog!
I am a beaver! Next year get someone who is not drunk to do this!