'Wat I tell u bout Vodka?' 'That it makes u pretty?'

THE WILDLIFE EQUIVALENT OF DRIVING THE PORCELAIN BUS

My grandpappy used to say "you're not drunk til yer holdin' on to the ground ti keep from falling off the earth." This poor guy knows what I'm talkin' about.

Officer, I swear I'm not drunk. It's just that a dancing lamb appeared in the middle of road, out of nowhere!

WOW! Those fermented berries really make my head spin!

You know you've had too much to drink when the flower arrangement starts talking back.

What did I eat last night??

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