Has anyone seen this piece of pizza? I got drunk and lost it.
Officer, I swear I'm not drunk.
It's just that a dancing lamb appeared in the middle of road, out of nowhere!
BRUCE YOU ARE DRUNK
Oh Great Wall, tell me your secrets!
Did I really kiss a penguin last night?
I don't always "Phone Home" But when I do, I'm Drunk.
I don't always click links, but when I do... LOLZ!