You know you've had too much to drink when the flower arrangement starts talking back.
DOCTOR SAID ONLY ONE GLASS OF ALCOHOL PER DAY
I CAN LIVE WITH THAT
JELLO SHOTS?? DONT MIND IF I DO!!!!
JUST A COUPLE OF BEERS, OCIFFER. HONEST
the new anti-drunk dial device get over her, loser
I love you. Is it you or the beer talking? It's me. Talking to my beer.