drunk

baby,drunk,hungover,infant,last night is a blur,tired
Via: I Raff, I Ruse
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LAST NIGHT IS A BLUR. I vaguely remember sucking titties, and then sh**ting myself.

beaver,drunk,groundhog,groundhog day,mistake,next year,wrong
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I am not a Groundhog! I am a beaver! Next year get someone who is not drunk to do this!

Alvin,box office,chipmunk,drinking,drunk,flop,hiccup,homeless,Movie,true hollywood story
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Recaption

Tragically, after their latest movie flopped at the box office, Alvin took to drinking and ended up living in the drain pipe. -hicc

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