You know it was a good party when you wake up in a bin, holding a guitar that isn't even yours.
qoute the raven "hic" just one more, then nevermore
Mead hangover.... Ohhhhhhhh...
LAST NIGHT IS A BLUR. I vaguely remember sucking titties, and then sh**ting myself.
Because shots take too long.
Oh Great Wall, tell me your secrets!
I love you. Is it you or the beer talking? It's me. Talking to my beer.