Oh Great Wall, tell me your secrets!
LAST NIGHT IS A BLUR. I vaguely remember sucking titties, and then sh**ting myself.
I am not a Groundhog!
I am a beaver! Next year get someone who is not drunk to do this!
qoute the raven "hic" just one more, then nevermore
the new anti-drunk dial device get over her, loser
Tragically, after their latest movie flopped at the box office, Alvin took to drinking and ended up living in the drain pipe.