-Yes, my weed there --Get your bong. LOL

I SAID PASS THE BONG LOL, THIS IS A BABY

-Um, Mary, there's something floating in my tea. --Nothing to worry about, dear. That's just the roofie I slipped in it. It'll dissolve in no time.

how do you think those reindeer FLY SO HIGH?

"Oh, we're not RELATED. We just do meth together."

(The cast of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia")

THE ACID JUST KICKED IN

dude, these butterflies are, like, moving but they're not moving, man