I'M A METH ACTOR.
-Um, Mary, there's something floating in my tea.
--Nothing to worry about, dear. That's just the roofie I slipped in it. It'll dissolve in no time.
-Yes, my weed there
--Get your bong. LOL
Ooh mah catnip dealer iz here
WE SO HIGH RIGHT MEOW
"The squirrel and the pussycat"
The owl went to the land where the Bong-tree grows!