how do you think those reindeer FLY SO HIGH?
-Um, Mary, there's something floating in my tea.
--Nothing to worry about, dear. That's just the roofie I slipped in it. It'll dissolve in no time.
Where will you be when yous kicks in?
Right here. Riiiight here...
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YEAH HE'S IN REHAB
TOO MUCH QUACK
No doubt about it... You're high