I think that little b**ch is high.
THROUGHOUT HIS LIFE, JAKE'S ADDICTIONS, IN ORDER, WERE: CIGARETTES, BEER, LIQUOR, POT, COCAINE, METHAMPHETAMINES, HEROIN AND FINALLY, FATALLY, RAW UNBONED CHICKEN.
Congratulations to PCSinWV for becoming the third runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post two more runners-up throughout the week, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, PCSinWV!!!
Grandma got high and went shopping again (sigh)...
DROP ACID MUCH?
Man I am so stoned right now!