That's where you come in.
Take a look at this ruthless criminal.
A boy in Victoria, Australia named Sam Box came home Monday to find a koala attempting to drive away with his family's Land Rover.
He took a bunch of photos of the suspect before he fled the scene.
"I opened the door and he just got out and walked away," said the boy.
Koala sightings are fairly common in the area around their sheep farm, according to his father, but they're not usually trying to steal their car.
Even if he could even reach the pedals with his stubby little legs, his driving would probably look something like this.
The only way to properly honor this thieving marsupial is to caption him in all his glory! We'll post the good ones.