Because shots take too long.

qoute the raven "hic" just one more, then nevermore

HAPPY HOUR Jane's favorite time of the day.

I said 'Cabernet'... Not 'Cat-bernet!'

Fill 'er up Joe. I'z had one hell uv a week.

You know it was a good party when you wake up in a bin, holding a guitar that isn't even yours.

JUST A COUPLE OF BEERS, OCIFFER. HONEST