Sometimes... Your conscience appears in teh form of a Pygmy Goat.
Breaking News Alvin arrested for public intoxication
Fill 'er up Joe. I'z had one hell uv a week.
It's gotten so much harder to stand up since I switched to Long Island Iced Tea.
Meanwhile in Scotland
Tragically, after their latest movie flopped at the box office, Alvin took to drinking and ended up living in the drain pipe.
I is ovr 21 in chpmunk yearz