DOCTOR SAID ONLY ONE GLASS OF ALCOHOL PER DAY
I CAN LIVE WITH THAT
Never never never mix gin and vodka!!!
It's gotten so much harder to stand up since I switched to Long Island Iced Tea.
THE WILDLIFE EQUIVALENT OF DRIVING THE PORCELAIN BUS
keep pouring like this my doctor says i can have one glass a day
JELLO SHOTS?? DONT MIND IF I DO!!!!
Tragically, after their latest movie flopped at the box office, Alvin took to drinking and ended up living in the drain pipe.