BRUCE YOU ARE DRUNK
JELLO SHOTS?? DONT MIND IF I DO!!!!
I sure am glad they legalized absinthe and medical marijuana!
Wait guys! I think I found some beer!
Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!
It's gotten so much harder to stand up since I switched to Long Island Iced Tea.
Moments later, the police arrived and arrested Bacchus for contributing to the deliquency of a minor