The last thing a squirrel needs, is caffeine to make them hyper.

Tragically, after their latest movie flopped at the box office, Alvin took to drinking and ended up living in the drain pipe. -hicc

Never never never mix gin and vodka!!!

"Mmmmmm....Beer"

THE WILDLIFE EQUIVALENT OF DRIVING THE PORCELAIN BUS

Breaking News Alvin arrested for public intoxication

I is ovr 21 in chpmunk yearz