send me to the lady in the red dress, sir. she's my date.
You know you've had too much to drink when the flower arrangement starts talking back.
i lubz rodent-friendly tech
Fill 'er up Joe. I'z had one hell uv a week.
Gimme another round Its been a rough day
Sometimes... Your conscience appears in teh form of a Pygmy Goat.
Liquor? I hardly know her!