Bob, if you want to move up in the army you'll need to haul some ass
If your FEET touch the GROUND...
you need a BIGGER ass
The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!"
I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?
Do you see the difference now?
One is an ass... one is a hole in the ground!
Hey kid, get off your ass
Or take it over to So Much Pun.