donkey

annoying,ass,beer,donkey,game,husband,jerk,pizza,refrigerator
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"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?" "@#$%#"

ass,captions,concern,confused,doctor,donkey,help,losing weight,refrigerator
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The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!" I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?

army,ass,donkey,gun,he said,last,pun,sarge
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Get off your ass and start fighting like a man, Sarge said. It was also the last thing he said!

army,ass,confusion,donkey,pun,recruiting
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The recruiting Sargeant said if I took this assignment, he'd make sure I got a little ass.

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