"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?"
I AM GUARDING MY ASS SIR!
The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!"
I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?
Get off your ass and start fighting like a man, Sarge said.
It was also the last thing he said!
The recruiting Sargeant said if I took this assignment, he'd make sure I got a little ass.
If your FEET touch the GROUND...
you need a BIGGER ass
You starin' at my ass?
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