He's Not the One On the Diet

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The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!" I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?

I Happen to Like My Ass

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Get off your ass and start fighting like a man, Sarge said. It was also the last thing he said!

So I Guess It's My Fault for Not Clarifying

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The recruiting Sargeant said if I took this assignment, he'd make sure I got a little ass.

Exhibit A.

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As.i.nine. Adj: Extremely foolish or stupid Not exclusively related to zombies

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