The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!"
I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?
You starin' at my ass?
Sorry I was kind of an ass. Can we talk?
We all need our ass kissed sometimes
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