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I HEARD YOU NEEDED A LIFT.
NOT REALLY SURE IF AGGRESSIVE DOLPHIN BONERS WORKS IN A HAIKU
fk this st I wanna be a dolphin
You can't sit with us
i aint got no panties on
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
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