playn fetch wif goggie. Doin it rong!
Hello? Yes, this is dog.
I don't always hump strangers. But when I do, I make sure it's your boss' wife.
Thus, our unlikely heroes forged their first bond and their epic journey began...
It's small but I quite like it. There's room for my treadmill, plus the owner doesn't allow cats.
Stupid is too small a word For what you have just said
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