OW! Dis dang ting bites! I'm goin back to tormenting goggie!

LICK TASTE BETTER THAN KISSING YOUR ASS!

U gots uself in a prickle?

"Hey puppy. Kiss my ass!" "Roger that! What's next?"

No, not moo. I'm dog.

"Are you sure?" "Yes. The cat was definitely asking for a cheezburger. As I recall, that is an act of war."

Why do you smell so familiar yet... look so funny?