U kidding rite? Du ai luk like an egg layer?
You can afford lobster... but still have 1950s linoleum?
Did my eyes just decieve me?
Or was that truly the ice cream man?
They think YOU'RE cute??
Officer, I swear I'm not drunk.
It's just that a dancing lamb appeared in the middle of road, out of nowhere!
Yoo did not just call us all kyoot liddle tweeteh burdz