Officer, I swear I'm not drunk.
It's just that a dancing lamb appeared in the middle of road, out of nowhere!
You can afford lobster... but still have 1950s linoleum?
U kidding rite? Du ai luk like an egg layer?
Did my eyes just decieve me?
Or was that truly the ice cream man?
Yoo did not just call us all kyoot liddle tweeteh burdz
They think YOU'RE cute??