They think YOU'RE cute??
U kidding rite? Du ai luk like an egg layer?
You can afford lobster... but still have 1950s linoleum?
Yoo did not just call us all kyoot liddle tweeteh burdz
Officer, I swear I'm not drunk.
It's just that a dancing lamb appeared in the middle of road, out of nowhere!
Did my eyes just decieve me?
Or was that truly the ice cream man?