wel i take da look at nakid woman and den mayonaise fall out my penees
"Committed Bachelor." Except in the ocean.
I wondered why my Earl Grey tea tasted funny this morning.
Plz hoomin Dun stick me up thur!!!
Introducing Webster, teh love child ov Catwoman n Spiderman
Escuse meh, do yoo have any soaps? Ai seems to have stepped in sumfin' yello...