Plz hoomin Dun stick me up thur!!!
wel i take da look at nakid woman and den mayonaise fall out my penees
I wondered why my Earl Grey tea tasted funny this morning.
Escuse meh, do yoo have any soaps? Ai seems to have stepped in sumfin' yello...
Introducing Webster, teh love child ov Catwoman n Spiderman
"Committed Bachelor." Except in the ocean.