Escuse meh, do yoo have any soaps? Ai seems to have stepped in sumfin' yello...

I wondered why my Earl Grey tea tasted funny this morning.

Introducing Webster, teh love child ov Catwoman n Spiderman

"Committed Bachelor." Except in the ocean.

(Vladimir Putin)

Plz hoomin Dun stick me up thur!!!

GLORY HOLES Careful now.

wel i take da look at nakid woman and den mayonaise fall out my penees