Man, F* these tiny baby arms. I should've gotten LifeAlert.
Simon the Squirrel Is getting desperate...
Sorry Rex, The Arc is Full
The Jurassic era.. when times were simpler
Fact: Chickens evolved from dinosaurs
Conclusion: Dinosaurs tasted like chicken!
Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."