DINNER! YOU CAME BACK! I MEAN, BOB, YOU CAME BACK!

"So mom left me here for the weekend?" "Yup" "She's not coming back, is she?" "Nope"

It's like I've been given a dinner menu

Maxine's birthday dinner is about to go terribly awry.

Hi, I'm your neybor down da mountain... Can I borrow a cup of sugar? Maybe some meat tenderizer?

Scuze me, izn't this 'bout the time u put day lil dog out?

Ooo, this is good. Tastes like... uh... oh yeah, monkey stew. Oh wait, this can't be good.