Left Your Online Dating Profile Open Again

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Dude...seriously? You told her you only weigh 175? What, like when you were ten???

Don't You Know Any Other Songs?

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"In de jungle, de mighty jungle, de lions sleepz tonite!!" I's a freakn' tiger...

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