They ignored my friend requests... I ignored their cries for mercy.

Good luck sleeping tonight Nicholas Cage is watching you

(Nicolas Cage)

wen u be sleepin i be creepin

1. Murder Alvin's wife Mary. 2. Marry Alvin. 3. Replace Mary in that portrait.

Timmy wasn't comfortable with Mom's new "boyfriend"

Whatcha doing?...

Step 1: Steal underpants Step 2: ?? Step 3: Profit!