That awkward moment when you first meet your blind date.
CAN I EAT YOUR BRAINS WHEN YOU DIE?
I suppose your hands will do...
YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?
"Chaain me to the walls! Smack my flank with your riding crop and tell me I'm a baaad little horsie!"
"Now Ed, stop joking like that. It's giving me the awful creeps.