Ah crap! Where'd I lay out my towel?

Oh Hell - I need a "G" and it's all the way over there.

"Dude. You look like $#!&, LOL" "Shut up, cat!"

What do you mean "indecent exposure?" I'm a bear, we never wear clothes. What next? Gonna tell me I can't crap in the woods?

Ranger tastes like crap.