Life's like a bird, it's pretty cute until it craps on your head.
"Dude. You look like $#!&, LOL"
"Shut up, cat!"
What do you mean "indecent exposure?" I'm a bear, we never wear clothes. What next? Gonna tell me I can't crap in the woods?
Oh Hell - I need a "G" and it's all the way over there.
Ranger tastes like crap.