How come he didn't have to get de-clawed?

I heard about having a case of the crabs but this is ridiculous.

Call me crabby again and BAM! Right on the schnozzola!

Hey kid, your dad wants you to break the glass. If you don't, he's going to ground you.

Maxine's birthday dinner is about to go terribly awry.

Im just a little crabby in the morning

It's tick season in Texas.