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Moo. The cow is a versatile creature. From milk to steak and even cash, they can do it all. But you should definitely buy the cow, no milk is free, and there's no such thing as free lunch. Let out a hoot at these bovine jokes and puns that will have you mooing.

Cow-Munication

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It's Not Very Realistic

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He's Still in that Awkward Stage

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I Guess I Just Wasn't Missed

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Make a Splash

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Seriously, That's All I Know

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Unless They Mooved

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I Don't Even Have a Board

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Body Type Prejudice can be Severely Limiting.

beach cow crashing Dorothy dreams model Sad waves - 6252907264
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Chances Are it Already Has

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Or Any Other Kind of Burger!

Beef cheezburger cow eating no offended scared - 6142474752
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What Kind of Cow Do You Think She Is?

angry ask cat chasing cow milk offensive - 6064998400
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Maybe if Someone Made a Rhyme About It

cow jump nursery rhymes rhyme stuck - 6065391872
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He Can't Even See Me! How Can He Disapprove?!

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I've Got a Fever

christopher walken cow Music - 5866694912
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I've Had a Couple Beers

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