-That was one tasty heifer...
---Think they'll blame this one on aliens, too?
Sheesh!! All I did was ask for a glass ov mlk!!!
Looking out at the sea, observing the vastness of it all, I am awestruck. What do I say to that? There's really only one thing I can say... "MOO"
Sorry bout dat. Ai seen teh kittehs gib u hed bonks. Shud ai kall 911?
When I got lost they put my picture on a milk carton. Nobody looked for me.
"Can you hear me now?"
"Yes, yes... quite clearly."