Note to self: Advise son to check out her cooking before marriage
Watch closely son Soon you'll be a douche like me
WHEN THE RECIPE CALLED FOR A SQUIRT OF JUICE, I DON'T THINK THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD IN MIND
Go on, Marge, take that meatloaf and shove it down his ungrateful little throat.
I ALMOST KILLED MY FAMILY THIS MORNING MAKING PANCAKES.
Barefoot and Pregnant he says.. WELL! Let's see if he can taste the Poison..