How To Filet A Philanderer

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Now, it's very important that you get the filets onto the stove while the bastard's still screaming. It's not effective revenge if he can't hear himself sizzling.

Pr0n Stars Shouldn't Bake

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WHEN THE RECIPE CALLED FOR A SQUIRT OF JUICE, I DON'T THINK THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD IN MIND

How Do You Mess Up Raw Fish?

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Note to self: Advise son to check out her cooking before marriage