Watch closely son Soon you'll be a douche like me
Now how long do I cook this thing?
Barefoot and Pregnant he says.. WELL! Let's see if he can taste the Poison..
Now, it's very important that you get the filets onto the stove while the bastard's still screaming. It's not effective revenge if he can't hear himself sizzling.
Always put on extra frosting so no one will taste the Hashish.
WHEN THE RECIPE CALLED FOR A SQUIRT OF JUICE, I DON'T THINK THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD IN MIND
A picture for this frame? How bout one of you in the damn kitchen making dinner for once..