Now, it's very important that you get the filets onto the stove while the bastard's still screaming. It's not effective revenge if he can't hear himself sizzling.
A picture for this frame? How bout one of you in the damn kitchen making dinner for once..
WHEN THE RECIPE CALLED FOR A SQUIRT OF JUICE, I DON'T THINK THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD IN MIND
Ipod, my @$$ Im NOT gonna lose another one in there...
Now how long do I cook this thing?
Go on, Marge, take that meatloaf and shove it down his ungrateful little throat.