Note to self: Advise son to check out her cooking before marriage
You're sure I need the butter for the sauna?
And why did not you want me to eat the thyme and the spring onions?
I was told this wristband was for cancer awareness
Now, it's very important that you get the filets onto the stove while the bastard's still screaming. It's not effective revenge if he can't hear himself sizzling.
Watch closely son Soon you'll be a douche like me
Step 1 to Cooking: Remove cat from pan.