Now, it's very important that you get the filets onto the stove while the bastard's still screaming. It's not effective revenge if he can't hear himself sizzling.
Watch closely son Soon you'll be a douche like me
I was told this wristband was for cancer awareness
Note to self: Advise son to check out her cooking before marriage
Go on, Marge, take that meatloaf and shove it down his ungrateful little throat.