Watch closely son Soon you'll be a douche like me
Always put on extra frosting so no one will taste the Hashish.
No wait, you read the recipe wrong. It said "honey"
Now how long do I cook this thing?
Now, it's very important that you get the filets onto the stove while the bastard's still screaming. It's not effective revenge if he can't hear himself sizzling.
Barefoot and Pregnant he says.. WELL! Let's see if he can taste the Poison..