No wait, you read the recipe wrong. It said "honey"
Now, it's very important that you get the filets onto the stove while the bastard's still screaming. It's not effective revenge if he can't hear himself sizzling.
I ALMOST KILLED MY FAMILY THIS MORNING MAKING PANCAKES.
I was told this wristband was for cancer awareness
That angel dust sure beats coffee in the mornings! Gives you the munchies, tho...
Go on, Marge, take that meatloaf and shove it down his ungrateful little throat.