Note to self: Advise son to check out her cooking before marriage
Now, it's very important that you get the filets onto the stove while the bastard's still screaming. It's not effective revenge if he can't hear himself sizzling.
WHEN THE RECIPE CALLED FOR A SQUIRT OF JUICE, I DON'T THINK THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD IN MIND
Those herbs I found in Jr's pocket make all the difference!!!!
Now how long do I cook this thing?