WHEN THE RECIPE CALLED FOR A SQUIRT OF JUICE, I DON'T THINK THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD IN MIND
You're sure I need the butter for the sauna?
And why did not you want me to eat the thyme and the spring onions?
just add one cup of squee...
Go on, Marge, take that meatloaf and shove it down his ungrateful little throat.
A picture for this frame? How bout one of you in the damn kitchen making dinner for once..
Note to self: Advise son to check out her cooking before marriage