How To Filet A Philanderer

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Now, it's very important that you get the filets onto the stove while the bastard's still screaming. It's not effective revenge if he can't hear himself sizzling.

Turning Tables

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A picture for this frame? How bout one of you in the damn kitchen making dinner for once..

Pr0n Stars Shouldn't Bake

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WHEN THE RECIPE CALLED FOR A SQUIRT OF JUICE, I DON'T THINK THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD IN MIND

He'll Never Complain About Dinner Again

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Go on, Marge, take that meatloaf and shove it down his ungrateful little throat.