Go on, Marge, take that meatloaf and shove it down his ungrateful little throat.
Always put on extra frosting so no one will taste the Hashish.
just add one cup of squee...
Now, it's very important that you get the filets onto the stove while the bastard's still screaming. It's not effective revenge if he can't hear himself sizzling.
Now how long do I cook this thing?