Step 1 to Cooking: Remove cat from pan.
Always put on extra frosting so no one will taste the Hashish.
just add one cup of squee...
Now, it's very important that you get the filets onto the stove while the bastard's still screaming. It's not effective revenge if he can't hear himself sizzling.
I was told this wristband was for cancer awareness
WHEN THE RECIPE CALLED FOR A SQUIRT OF JUICE, I DON'T THINK THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD IN MIND