Watch closely son Soon you'll be a douche like me
Now how long do I cook this thing?
Those herbs I found in Jr's pocket make all the difference!!!!
Go on, Marge, take that meatloaf and shove it down his ungrateful little throat.
You're sure I need the butter for the sauna?
And why did not you want me to eat the thyme and the spring onions?
Now, it's very important that you get the filets onto the stove while the bastard's still screaming. It's not effective revenge if he can't hear himself sizzling.