I ALMOST KILLED MY FAMILY THIS MORNING MAKING PANCAKES.
Now how long do I cook this thing?
Ipod, my @$$ Im NOT gonna lose another one in there...
No wait, you read the recipe wrong. It said "honey"
Now, it's very important that you get the filets onto the stove while the bastard's still screaming. It's not effective revenge if he can't hear himself sizzling.